A series of satires, one page at a time

The Honest Internet

Familiar pages of the modern web, rebuilt so every deceptive element is relabeled with the literal truth. The pages are jokes. The practices they describe are not.

Episodes

Episode 1 The Honest Cookie Banner

A consent banner that admits what it's for. Rejecting takes 5 clicks, accepting takes 1 — the same asymmetry France fined Google €150M for.

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Episode 2 Nullstack — The Honest AI Startup

An enterprise-AI landing page where every claim is annotated with what it actually means. The valuation is fictional. The pitch is not.

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House rule: every page here sets zero cookies, runs zero analytics, and makes zero third-party requests of any kind. Episode 1 counts them live on the page. Not as a promise — as a constraint. Open the network tab and check.

Made by a human who got tired of clicking. @mikael_janek